Subtitles by DramaFever
[Episode 1]
Stop! Stop following me!
What the hell do you want?
Take care of you.
Help!
Hello, everyone.
I'm the male protagonist of this TV drama.
My name is Ah-Zhai.
I'm twenty-one years old.
I major in electrical automation.
Minor in programming.
I spend my spare time in the anime club as a nobody.
And act as the background on stage.
My life is very simple.
No parents.
I grew up with my grandpa.
After his death I live in the ancestral house on my own.
My daily routine is reading comics, playing video games
feeding stray dogs and cats
and then daydream about my goddess.
She is the lady that I've loved in secret for two years
Pei Ni.
If the perfect woman does exist on earth
she must be the one.
The dream girl of every guy in school.
The chief cos-player of anime club.
A true princess.
The irreplaceable heroine.
As a loyal background behind Pei Ni.
My biggest dream is... to become an actor.
I want to act with Pei Ni
even if I just have one line.
Princess.
Knight!
I...
love...
you.
But there's a huge distance between us.
I always keep my feelings in my heart.
Never tell anyone. Never.
Now I have no chance to tell her.
Pei Ni.
Take good care of yourself when you study abroad in Japan.
Japan.
I've stayed there for a short time when I was a child.
I made up my mind to bare my heart when Pei Ni is alone in a foreign land.
I'll tell her that I'm willing to be with her in Japan.
[China]
[Japan]
But...
Goddess is always a goddess.
While the loser...
will always be a loser.
Check! (In Japanese)
Okay.
Pei Ni.
I love you.
Who is that bastard?
[LUV Robot]
LUV... Robot?
Hello!
A pink rabbit.
How much did I drink?
Five.
Ten.
Fif--
Cheers!
Come on! Fifteen! Twenty!
Adam?
Voice control.
Who are you?
Why are you in the box?
What do you want?
[Scanning...]
[Bind complete]
Can you put something on first?
What are you doing?
I'm bound to you.
Now, I need to finish the kissing ceremony.
Kissing ceremony?
What's that for?
[Kissing ceremony]
Flashing eyes?
What the hell is it?
Kissing ceremony is a kind of social etiquette.
In the future, most human beings are very shy.
To reduce the sense of unfamiliarity quickly
LUV robots will initiate the kissing ceremony
after they bind to their masters.
The sense of familiarity can quickly intensify this way.
A monster!
I'm telling you!
Stop! Stay away from me!
Don't... Don't follow me!
Let's talk things over.
Put on some clothes first!
Believe or not? I'll call the police!
Where's my phone?
Go away!
Wait a minute!
What?
What are you doing?
You're bleeding I have to dress the wound for you.
No. No, it's okay.
I really don't know why my life changed overnight.
Handsome.
If I did anything offensive last night when I was drunk
please forgive me. I didn't mean it!
I'm begging you.
Stop playing tricks on me.
I'm totally confused right now.
Why are you in the box?
Why can your eyes flash?
And why are you clinging to me now?
I have no idea. Why? What happened?
Please! Let me go!
I'll tell you later. Now I have to dress your wound.
What are you doing now?
Taking care of you.
Can you put on some clothes before you talk to me?
Okay.
[Height: 187cm. Weight: 73kg. Complete.]
Stop!
Don't come near me! Don't!
Get away!
What exactly do you want?
I want to look after you.
You must be treated quickly. You had too much to drink.
I'm not drunk!
Help!
I'm tired, let's go faster! (In Japanese)
Wait! Look!
Look! See it?
What are they doing?
What's that?
- Is he holding a boy? - Maybe not.
Yes! It's a boy!
It's interesting!
Right! Both of them are handsome!
I want to talk to him!
Come on! Don't do that!
Oh my goodness!
Come on! Are you kidding me?
There are piles of tricks to choose from.
Why play this trick on me?
I must have got up from the wrong side of the bed this morning.
That must be it.
[Hospital]
Excuse me! (In Japanese)
Miss!
Help...
Don't worry. (In Japanese)
Okay.
What's the problem? (In Japanese.)
High blood-alcohol content.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Maybe it's just now.
Doctor...
help me.
I'm sorry. I haven't installed medical data.
But the situation was urgent.
Stop it!
I was just hungover. But now, you see?
I'm sorry.
Are you really a robot?
Your skin is warm!
My skin and bone structure are made based on bionic technology.
The warmth of my skin can increase the owner's fondness.
I'm not a robot you imagine like in "The Terminator."
It's impossible.
This can't be true with modern technology.
I'm from the future.
You can time travel as well?
Fine.
But I cannot believe whatever you've said.
So just tell me honestly.
Who sent you here?
What's your purpose?
What does it take for you to stop torturing me?
I'm not torturing you.
You sent me here.
You bought me, a LUV robot.
LUV robot?
Wait, what did you say before that?
You bought me.
I bought you.
I bought you?
No money is missing.
- Card. - Card?
Only 20 yuan left!
Where is my savings?
So I spent all my money on you!
[Thief? Swindler? Killer? Alien?]
I suspect you are scamming me.
Don't try to run away, I have your photo. If you run away, I'll call the police.
Don't worry about it.
I'll go where you go.
Okay.
[LUV robot]
Don't try to escape, I have your photo.
Stay here, you understand?
If you run away, I'll call the police.
Hello, is anybody here?
Hello!
I bought a robot here yesterday.
And I want to return it.
Sit down, please.
Please.
It cannot be returned.
What? Why?
It costs all my savings.
And I got drunk yesterday.
So it's an impulsive consumption behavior.
Impulsive buying after drinking?
You bought underpants, and wearing it for a day.
- Can it be returned? - The example is not proper.
If I were here to buy underpants. But got a bra instead, what can I do?
You're the one who decided to get underpants or bra.
And it's you who chose all these settings.
What settings?
Think about it.
What's this?
Create.
Create what?
Me?
Gender?
Male.
Good-looking.
Wild personality.
Considerate.
Good body.
Wow---
I don't know that iPad is for ordering.
Nevertheless, you need to return my money.
And you can speak Chinese.
I'll report you to the embassy.
And I'll tweet about it.
As you please.
But you signed the contract and stamped your fingerprint.
Boss...
I admit that your black technology is very good.
Very good.
But I'm a straight man. Can I return it?
- No! - Why?
In 50 years time, there will be lots of single dogs like you.
A hundred otakus set up an advanced technology company to save the world.
They invented the LUV robot and solve this problem successfully.
But when those inventors look back on their old days
they find out though they benefited society
they didn't have a passionate romance with girls.
To compensate for this.
They started a project in secret
to send the LUV robot to their younger selves.
and to let them enjoy the sweetest love in their best times.
You're one of those inventors.
Can I return it?
Aren't you surprise by it?
Why do you want to return it?
Because I spent all my savings.
I must get a new one.
At least a female one.
No, you can't.
Why?
One person, one robot.
You can give me others' robot.
Hey, you want to get me fired?
- Can't do it? - Yes.
If you don't change it for me.
I'm saying that
I will...
I'll kill myself.
Okay. Stop!
If I died, there won't be 100 inventors.
And no successful inventions.
Yes or no?
- Stop. - I'll give you one more chance.
Yes!
I'll give you my robot, but not a new one.
Male or female?
Female.
I'll remake it later on.
What girl do you like?
Like this.
Pretty.
I'll send it to your home in China.
You're so narrow-minded.
Hello.
Remake and delivery, a bad bargain.
Go go go.
Thank you.
See? (In Japanese)
It's a shooting location of "Slamdunk".
You don't need to follow me.
I've talked to your boss and he'll give me another one.
You are free now, you can go.
Why are you still following me?
I've said it clearly.
Go away.
I'm warning to stop following me.
I...
I'll beat you. Beat it.
You won't leave?
Hi. (In Japanese)
Hi. Welcome back.
Is he your friend?
Hi.
He's been waiting for a long time. (In Japanese)
Subtitles by Dramafever